is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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