Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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