I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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