The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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