I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a βIβve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood godβ sort of way.
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