Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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