can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My ass is underappreciated
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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