dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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