whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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