So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
