Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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