I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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