Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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