She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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