quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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