We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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