I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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