i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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