okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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