Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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