He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Text me some of your sweat
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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