Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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