Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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