she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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