Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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