VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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