dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
this will be a night to untag.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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