Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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