we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Randomize
