Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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