Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Come share oat with me in your robe
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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