Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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