last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Rumble strips road head = magical
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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