new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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