Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
