It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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