I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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