She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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