Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
worst night to have a conscience
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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