who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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