do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Randomize
