Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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