And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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