chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just found puke in my bra..
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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