I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Success! We fucked roommates!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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