She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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