When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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