we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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