so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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