her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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