I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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