...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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