One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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