Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

(1-303): View more from Colorado

did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.

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(850): View more from Florida

Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.

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(925): View more from California

Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up

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(256): View more from Alabama

That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing

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