Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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