i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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