Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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