I'm lost and stupid without you.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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