So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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